User:Sammi

From Ukcider

In the theme of Amelie:

I am Sammi. I like cider, watching French films in bed with a packet of onion rings and a carton of Welch's Purple Grape juice, the word "foetus", and crushing packets of bran flakes.

I don't like fingernail clippings, curtain tie-back hooks, shoes from Sport's Direct, or people who pay for gym membership but drive there.